cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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