ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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