k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
porn star boner night. come get it.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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