nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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