So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
