I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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