giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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