I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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