normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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