Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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