I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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