we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I will die if light touches me.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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