so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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