I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Operation Purity has been aborted
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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