so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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