walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
there is glitter all over my balls
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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