You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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