it was like his penis was on wheels.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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