Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize
