i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Randomize
