Porn is love you can see.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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