so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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