My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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