Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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