it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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