so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
You are the jesus of drinking
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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