Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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