I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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