i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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