im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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