Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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