so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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