so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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