okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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