If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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