If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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