I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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