he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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