yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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