You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I have post one night stand depression
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