the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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