And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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