the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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