Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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