Soap is not a condiment
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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