You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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