I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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