i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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