Soap is not a condiment
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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