The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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