There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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