I feel like I'm in dance class right now
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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