Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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