Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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