I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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