U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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