u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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