i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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