that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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