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(478): View more from Georgia

This is not my ceiling

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

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(520): View more from Arizona

But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.

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(352): View more from Florida

im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition

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(561): View more from Florida

Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name

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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me

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(219): View more from Indiana

My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?

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(904): View more from Florida

All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!

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(631): View more from New York

It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina

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